Today is great receipt on how to have a bad day. When you open your eyes, go straight to your phone, check Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and mail. Check the news, especially crime. After you do all that, run out of bed because you’ll be late on job, meeting, school… On job be sure to remember that you left something in your home.
Be sure that you check funny memes on work and don’t do your job. After the boss yell at you go talk to your coworkers how terrible your boss is, he wants this document and you are poor little lamb without responsibility for your own life. After job, go to fast food and eat something really unhealthy while watching TV for long hours. God forbid if you workout. Go really late to sleep so your alarm can cause you heat attack.
There you go!